Butt Lift Surgery

How are the results after butt lift surgery?

The procedure is relatively new and outcomes do vary. While some people have had good results, there are plenty who have had abysmal results. For those who are not satisfied with their butt and want something done, I would suggest try something like exercise and losing weight. Surgery is not the panacea for everything. More often than not, you will be disappointed with surgery. Plastic surgeons often make big promises but more often then not, fail to deliver- like car mechanics.

Vasectomy reversal

I had a vasectomy many years ago and would like it reversed. Does the procedure work?

First, all men who decide to undergo a vasectomy should think about it for a long time. The procedure is almost impossible to reverse. Surgeons always mention statistics about their success rates of reversal, but most are full of shit. Vasectomy reversal is successful in less than 5% of men, and even when success occurs, it is pure luck more than any technical skill. Moreover, not all surgeons can do this type of surgery. 

Finally, vasectomy reversal is also very expensive and there is no guarantee it will work. So if you do not have the money, I would not recommend wasting it on a dubious procedure with very little success rate. If you have the money, go on a vacation with your spouse or pay off your home.

Body fat analyzers

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Do body fat analyzers work?

In simple- they are useless piece of junk. My best advice is stop wasting your money on measurement of body fat with these portable devices. The doctors are in this business to make money of gullible and stupid people. The information derived from these machine is useless and only of academic interest. The devices also cost a lot of money. In medicine, we have doctors performing many unnecessary tests and this is one of them. Save your money from this BS medical test- there is ZERO need for fat analysis. If you are fat or obese and cannot look at your self in the mirror and determine if you are fat, you need to see a psychiatrist and/or an ophthalmologist.

Sex and oral herpes sores

If I have a herpes sore on my lips, is there anything I can take to prevent it from transferring to my girlfriend?

No, there is nothing you take but you sure can abstain from sex for a few days. When you have an active herpetic lesion, the chances of transmission are very high. Your girlfriend will not be happy if you give her this “great” present. There are anti-herpes medications but they do not prevent transmission of the virus.

Herpes sore and sex

Can a herpes sore on the lips spread during sex?

You bet your life, it can spread. The Herpes virus loves sex organs just as much as people do. So if you have a herpes lesion on your lips, it can spread to her mouth, or it can even spread to her vagina. It used to be believed that only genital herpes spreads during sex. This is no longer true. Now, it is known that the cold sore virus causes almost half of the lesions on the vagina and penis. Therefore, if you have a cold sore on your mouth, I suggest you do not kiss or offer oral sex.

Oral herpes and birth control pill

I have had oral herpes for many years but recently my outbreaks have increased in frequency. I was recently started on the birth control pill. Can that have anything to do with it?

Maybe. Herpes lesions are a real pain in the A..e. The pain is excruciating and nothing seems to work. In your case, if nothing in your life has changed and now the outbreaks of herpes are increased- I would think that the pill might have something to do with it. It is well known that changes in the sex hormones-estrogen and progesterone can affect herpes reactivation.

Best advice- if you do not need the pill, stop it, and use another form of contraception. If you really need the pill, then you are stuck. I think you may need to go through several types of pills to determine which does not trigger the herpes virus. Good luck.

Genital herpes and GF

My boyfriend had genital herpes but never told me. Now I have some painful lesions on my vagina. Do you think I got them from him?

Most definitely. He should have told you because now you have a lifelong infection. Genital herpes is very painful and makes life miserable. I definitely recommend that you both go to an STD clinic and get treated. Just one person getting treated is not good enough as the infection will keep on being transmitted. Genital herpes takes the fun out of sex. The only question for you is to find out how he got it and when. Then you can decide to stay with him or dump him. I can even tell you that there are also legal ramifications about partner notification when one has an STD.